Disclaimer

This book series is about as real as the UN's efficiency. Any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead, or stuck in eternal committee meetings, is purely coincidental.

If you find yourself relating too closely to our fictional bureaucrats, we suggest a career change. The author cannot be held responsible for any existential crises, sudden urges to leak classified documents, or inexplicable cravings for Swedish meatballs that may occur while reading.

Remember: Reality is often stranger than fiction, but fiction has better catering. Consume responsibly.